I would like to douche the almost forty year old virgin (39 years 9 months 23 days) who called me before his weekend mini-break with his boyfriend to inform me that he wasn't planning on being a virgin after said mini-break and then called me a couple of days after to inform that he was in fact, no longer a virgin... (Squeee!!!)
Having said that, I must give props for his straight-faced ability to brag to others that he'd had more sex that weekend than he'd ever had before.... So they must have done it.... once?
-Douche Anony
Yeah I'm going to have to add that if you can still count the number of times you've had sex, it's not worth bragging about.
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