Guttersize!

A real thing according to my husband who had a brilliant revelation the other day about his gut.

My husband realized that his gut hangs just over the elastic waistband of his underwear. With this realization he presupposed that it was the elastic waistband causing the gut issues, not his addiction to ice cream.

Thus Guttersize happened. An easy process to get rid of that flab with out lifting a finger. All you have to do is wear your elastic waistband just around the prominent bulge of the gut, rather than underneath it.

So Don't lose that gut, simply redistribute it!

Guttersize! Apply directly to the gut!
Guttersize! Apply directly to the gut!
Guttersize! Apply directly to the gut!

(Available at Walgreens)

I can see the infomercial now.

A million dollar idea that we can sell to all those people who believe getting in shape includes fad diets, no exercise, and gut redistribution.

I'm sure in ten years of wearing your underwear waistband like Erkle it will make a smidgen of a difference. Keep it up honey!

***Note***
If you don't know what commercial I'm dually douching right now refer to the videobar.

P.S. I wish I was kidding about this post but I'm not. When my husband explained this to me and group of his friends he was dead serious and has consequently been wearing the elastic waistband of his underwear just around the bulge of his gut. It's hilarious...yet sad.