Ska-Douche

So I was sitting at the laptop the other day ranting about what a douche Paris Hilton is, as if we didn't already know that. But nevertheless, it needed to be said, and I need to say it. Then what I do?

Oh, spill a large glass full of water all over the computer. The funny thing is that after I wiped it up I kept using the computer not realizing that it's internal operating system may be feeling a bit moist at the moment. Then before I can finish my post the computer starts shorting out. Yeah. It's toast.

What makes it even better? A. It took me like, 15 minutes after the computer quit working to realize that it might not be working because I spilled water all over it. and, B. It's not my computer...it's my dad's computer. Good times.

So, yeah, I'm a douche.

Ah. The married life...

When you're married when does wooing, seduction, and foreplay turn into four simple words. "Lets get it on."
Much sexier said when being serenaded by Marvin Gaye.
So I've included on the side panel a Flight of the Conchords song saluting married life love making. (Note: The top video is PG, the lower three are a music videos so they are PG - 13.)