I would like to douche the almost forty year old virgin (39 years 9 months 23 days) who called me before his weekend mini-break with his boyfriend to inform me that he wasn't planning on being a virgin after said mini-break and then called me a couple of days after to inform that he was in fact, no longer a virgin... (Squeee!!!)
Having said that, I must give props for his straight-faced ability to brag to others that he'd had more sex that weekend than he'd ever had before.... So they must have done it.... once?
-Douche Anony
Yeah I'm going to have to add that if you can still count the number of times you've had sex, it's not worth bragging about.
Monday, July 27, 2009
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