the yeastie-beasties

Ya know what I'd REALLY like to douche bag right now! Acidophilous....

You heard me right, I'm douching a...uh...what the hell is acidophilous? Mineral? Vitamin? Herb? Well whatever it is, it's meant to combat yeast build-up in the body, for which I have been specifically taking it for....and what do I wake up with this morning?

I'd have you guess, but you're probably thinking "she wouldn't go there"...oh but I would!

A friggen YEAST INFECTION! Which the treatment for comes in packages of GOO. GOO people!

Not to mention I have aqua marine colored hair from the swimming pool, which is a whole other douche I can't get into right now because none of you would believe me anyways.

But what am I supposed to do? Walk into my local grocer, with mermaid hair, checking out with a box of vaginal cream and the itching desire to...well you know. Ridiculous I tell you...

Oh and one other thing OSAMA BIN LADEN is an asshole douche bag for threatening the U.S. once again....

It had to be said. And right now I can't come up with anything more clever than that to say because of the unholiness happening in my underwear.

Is this a TMI?

It's a TMI.