Lets take this moment to douche bag a historical figure, because frankly Thomas Edison has been getting on my nerves lately.
I mean the guys all "Look at me I invented light bulb! Blah, blah, blah!"
When really he stole a bunch of Tesla's work and patented it himself! Douche Bag!
Yeah! That's right Tesla was the one with the brains! Especially when it came to a little thing called ALTERNATING CURRENTS.
Ye see people, when it was being decided how electricity would run Tesla was for it alternating, and Edison was for it being direct. Which created the war of Alternating Currents (Tesla's idea) and Direct Current (Douche Bag's idea), and later became the inspiration for a kick-ass band named AC/DC.
Now with that little history lesson out of the way, lets get to the heart of the douching here. When the AC vs. DC debate began, Edison wanted to prove that HIS was better and he did this by gathering up dogs, cats, horses, cows, and on one occasion a friggen ELEPHANT and publicly electrocuting them to death. To death people! In order to prove that AC was "dangerous" even though it's a bunch of B.S. and that's what we actually use NOW! But do we ever learn of this when we talk about how "great" Edison is, the animal killer/douche bag/ stealer of inventions, guy!
No we don't. So I am also douching our school systems, and history books, and my hideous teachers, I know you try, but try harder.
And God bless.
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yup agreed edison was a friggin fag thief and did nothing but withhold technology and impede its progress from the people i hope he is roasting in hell for all the innocent animals he killed for his own benefit in shit technology!
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