Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Thanksgiving quotes....

"Everyone expects me to act like a crazy bitch so I'm going to act like a crazy bitch!"
-Said by my mother at 9:30 a.m. that morning.

Me: "Why did you flip your son off during the prayer?"
Brother-in-law: "Because he's having a birthday soon."

1 comment:

Kerstin said...

please explain hilarious quote #2. i need details/names. you can text me. please.