Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dentist

So I was at the dentist yesterday getting a cracked tooth fixed and I can feel the drill with it's squealing insanity piercing my tooth.

Just the usual.

I've told my dentist several times and on several occaisons he's had to give me more of that watchyamacallit, to adequately numb my mouth.

And everytime he says to me:

"Just raise your hand if you're having any pain and we'll fix that because you're not supposed to feel anything."

Then when I do his song changes to:

"Well that's unusual, you're not supposed to feel anything....hmmm....You should be numbed up pretty good."

As if he's doubting me. As if I'm med seeking. As if I want to be poked again and look like a stroke victim after my appointment for the next three hours, with the drooling and what not. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

But nevertheless after about three more shots, and the loss of feeling in my left ear I could no longer feel the pain.

Douche.

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